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I gave Governor Blagojevich a bribe, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! (Get it Ethically Here)

One of the interesting things about designing t-shirts is trying to figure out which ones will be popular and which won’t. Nope, I’m still not good those predictions. I was pretty sure my Man Plus Woman Equals Thingy would be a wildly popular t-shirt zinging the fundamentalists for their marriage equation, but nope, I haven’t [...]

Who Embezzled The Treasure of Jesus?

Mary and Joseph went off to the best spas Egypt in egypt to get massages and skin treatments with honey, mud, and papyrus wraps. Jesus, in the meantime… [...]

Ohio State-Michigan Wishes From God (Video)

God broadcasts a special message to the Michigan Wolverines as the Ohio State-Michigan football game gets ready for kickoff:

Will Michigan take Pascal’s Wager?

Ameros Smuggled By Ram Bomjon Across the US Mexico Border!

Nepalese Buddhist guru Ram Bomjon has been caught smuggling Amero coins across the border between the USA and Mexico. Here’s the video evidence. [...]

Nail Driving For the Inauguration

It’s just embarrassing, seeing a bunch of United States Senators in business suits, with their ceremonial personalized white hard hats taken off, gingerly picking up hammers and tapping nails into a board laid down before them. [...]

Obama-Biden 08 Spelled Backwards is 80 Amabo-Nedib…

… and that sounds like a whole lotta them Ayrabs to me.

Can you come up with a stupider reason not to vote for Barack Obama and Joseph Biden on November 4, 2008?

Beware the Hypno Mind Rays of John McCain

A photograph proves that John McCain is using hypno mind rays to gain supporters. [...]

Enter the Paliban

A movement has emerged in defense of Sarah Palin. Moving swiftly and silently through the hills before descending into valley towns with a message of faith, purity and good hair, the Paliban never leave a community without a message of some, as you know, with tax reduction and, um, helping, oh, it’s got to be [...]

McCain Campaign Claims He Helped Create the Blackberry. The Sillies!

Not only is John McCain’s Chief Economic Adviser suggesting that we should vote for John McCain because McCain would like someday to write a bill like the bill Barack Obama wrote over a year ago, but, well, he’s also saying, um, er, well…

Oh, dear:

Asked what work John McCain did as chairman of the [...]

My Fitna Movie Available Right Here, Uncensored!

Free speech activists, given the online media blackout of the Fitna movie, we may not be able to view the original Fitna movie, but we can still make ourselves heard on the issue of censorship of unpopular ideas. That’s why I encourage anyone who has the inclination and the resources necessary to create and post their own Fitna movie online in protest of the restriction of free expression by religious extremists and cowardly media corporations. [...]