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Swine Flu FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions on Which Your Very Survival Depends

What is the swine flu?

Swine flu (also called swine influenza, pig flu, pig influenza, porcine flu, porcine influenza, red candy or Mexico City Gold) is a virus causing fever, chills, body aches, numbness, fatigue and sleeplessness. Until its most recent outbreak, this virus has not been spread from person to person.

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Rename Swine Flu Contest. Enter Today and Win (phlegm)!

Although Anthony Fauci of the Centers for Disease Control stresses that “swine flu” is so named because of historic infection of pigs by H1N1 virus, not everyone is so happy with this influenza virus’ current name. American pig farmers are upset by the name “swine flu,” protesting that sale of pig meat may go on […]

Americans Not Freaking Out About Swine Flu

Perhaps this virus will visit plague upon us, as some Rapture Ready Americans are hoping. My guess is that we’re mostly going to be just fine. […]