Yesterday, Republican U.S. Representatives David Young of Iowa and Daniel Donovan of New York, with the cooperation of Democratic U.S. Representative Donald Payne of New Jersey, introduced H.R. 1238, a bill that can in all fairness only be called the Protections Against Imaginary Terrorism Act.
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This week, Donald Trump declared that journalists are purposefully covering up huge numbers of terrorist attacks, preventing people from finding out that the attacks have taken place. Speaking about terrorism to a gathering of American soldiers, Trump said, “You’ve seen what happened in Paris and