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American Deaths from No Health Insurance: Fifteen 9/11 Attacks Every Year

Number of people, including non-Americans, killed in the attacks of September 11, 2001: less than 3,000

Number of people, just Americans, killed every year because they don’t have health insurance: nearly 45,000 (link | link | link; publication full text)

United We Stand?

US Kept Al Quaeda Victim in Guantanamo For Years

Finally, yesterday, US District Court Judge Richard Leon took a look at the case, and ordered Abd Al Rahim Abdul Rassak released immediately. The government argument that he is a threat to the United States “defies common sense”, said Judge Leon. [...]

Yesterday’s Terrorist Attack

in the United States didn’t happen.

There wasn’t a terrorist attack in the United States the day before that, or the day before that either.

So is yesterday or September 11, 2001 the default?

Yesterday's Terrorist Attack

in the United States didn’t happen.

There wasn’t a terrorist attack in the United States the day before that, or the day before that either.

So is yesterday or September 11, 2001 the default?

Juval Aviv Returns to U.S., Again Predicting Imminent Terrorist Attack

In 2005, self-professed “terrorism expert” Juval Aviv appeared on FOX News to issue a dire prediction based on his ironclad sources. A terrorist attack was:

Imminent and around the corner here in the United States. It could happen as soon as tomorrow, or it could happen in the next few months. Ninety days at the [...]

Connie Mack Reveals Telepathic Mind Ray Technology for Homeland Security

In comments yesterday in Washington, DC, Republican congressman Connie Mack revealed his use of telepathic mind ray technology in service of Homeland security functions:

The men detained at Gitmo are terrorists. They seek to destroy our way of life, and have committed some of the most reprehensible crimes against our nation.

According to Carlina Davis, [...]

Federal and State Governments Keep Asking Terrorists to Check This Box

Nearly two years ago, as a condition of her continued employment at a state university, my wife was asked by the State of Ohio Department of Homeland Security to check a box to indicate whether she was a member of al Qaeda or one of 132 other listed terrorist organizations. That’s right, buckaroos: the state [...]

Interview Transcript: Sarah Palin Won't Call Abortion Clinic Bombers Terrorists

In an interview aired tonight between journalist Brian Williams and Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, Palin repeatedly refused to define as “terrorists” the people who bombed abortion clinic, firebombed clinics, shot doctors and killed nurses.

When you read this transcript of Palin’s remarks, pay special attention to the way that Sarah Palin relies on [...]

Abuse of Spying Powers Targets Your Sexy Talk

The FISA Amendments Act is being used to keep government records on just what American wives are telling their American husbands about just what sexy things they’re going to do for them when the couples are reunited. [...]

Hunky Dory Terrorist Attacks in Iraq

It’s just a sign of security that Iraqis can go on about their business with bombs going off all around them. Yesiree, now that’s real security! [...]

Celebrate Terrorist Publicity Day Today!

On Terrorist Publicity Day, it is your patriotic duty to let the terrorists know that they did an effective job of bringing you under their power. Remember – today isn’t about you. It’s about them, the terrorists. Spread the word. [...]