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Why Am I Hawking This Obama T-Shirt by CNN?

It’s not because I’m making any money off of it. I won’t see a cent. A CNN representative asked me if I’d feature it on our website, and I agreed for one reason… because all shirts on which this design is sold are made by American Apparel, so you know that the shirts are [...]

What Will You Do Now That Obama Has Won

What are you going to do to help make America better – or are you going to sit back and watch Obama do the work? [...]

Well, Well, Well. What do you have to say?

Well. I’m speechless. I mean, what is there to say?

Let me clarify: what is there to say that is polite? You know, beyond various onomatopoeias of laughter…

What do you have to say about this all?

Fuck the South? Obama Set to Win with Hug the South Strategy

Four years ago tomorrow, we woke up to find that George W. Bush had won re-election to the White House. Many of us were incredulous that observers of Bush’s performance could possibly vote to put the man back in charge of the country. Some of us were furious at the “Red States” that collectively gave [...]

Celebrate Obama and Prepare Just in Case

I’m hoping Barack Obama will win, but preparing this emergency McCain victory response kit just in case. [...]

Nepal’s Astrologers Predict Obama Victory

Astrologers in Nepal have predicted that Barack Obama will win this year’s presidential election. They said that Obama will win, not because of his ideas or because of national events, but because the Sun, Moon, and Venus are high in his astrological chart.

Among the astrologers’ other predictions: – The sun will come up tomorrow, [...]

Nepal's Astrologers Predict Obama Victory

Astrologers in Nepal have predicted that Barack Obama will win this year’s presidential election. They said that Obama will win, not because of his ideas or because of national events, but because the Sun, Moon, and Venus are high in his astrological chart.

Among the astrologers’ other predictions: – The sun will come up tomorrow, [...]

Iraq Terrorists Didn't Get the Victory Memo From Palin

Did these terrorists forget that they’re supposed to wave American flags, play baseball and bake apple pie now? Get with the program! [...]

Suicide Bombs Fred Thompson's Victory

There were no terrorists in Iraq when the USA invaded. Now, there are suicide bombings taking place all over Iraq. How is that victory? [...]

Is This Statement by Barack Obama Terribly Sexist?

More than one person has told me that the following statement made by Barack Obama last night qualifies as “terribly sexist”:

The road here has been long, and that is partly because we’ve traveled it with one of the most formidable candidates to ever run for this office. In her thirty-five years of public service, [...]