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To Do In The Garden Today

Unusually warm weather makes it a good day for gardening. What will you do in your garden today? [...]

Founding Fathers Are Rain Gods, Says Tom Price

Congressman Price believes that George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson have all ascended into the clouds, transformed at the moment of their deaths into rain gods, dedicated to the punishment of all who attempt to help people get access to medical care. [...]

Spiritual Analysis Reveals There’s A Banger in Binger

Orthodox Rabbi Yehuda Levin of the Jews for Morality loves to mention that after he went to Columbia, South Carolina to pray for rain on August 7, 1986, it rained. He doesn’t like so much to mention that the day he prayed, it didn’t rain, or the day after that, or the day after that. [...]

Anti-Gay God Punishes Maryland with Partly Sunny Skies

It’s time again to play Where’s God’s Judgment!

Despite the declarations of multiple fundamentalist Christian leaders that God uses hurricanes and other extreme forms of weather to cast His Mighty Judgment down on those countries, states and municipalities that pass gay-friendly legislation, the people of Chile and Massachusetts and Portugal and Iowa and Spain and [...]

Balmy On The Other Side Of The World

Ushuaia is physically isolated, but it’s far from lonely. Hundreds of thousands of tourists come there on cruise ships every year, swelling the city’s population of 60,000 with temporary human tides. [...]

Mexico City Indundated by the Wrathful Sunshine of God

As in a number of other places, gay marriage was legalized yesterday in Mexico City under enjoyably clement weather (sunny with a high of 62).

Reality just isn’t matching up to the claims of one prominent fundamentalist Christian after another prominent fundamentalist Christian after another prominent fundamentalist Christian after another prominent fundamentalist Christian after another [...]

God’s Judgment on the Sodomites of DC: Mild and Hurricane-Free

Fundamentalist after fundamentalist after fundamentalist after fundamentalist after fundamentalist after fundamentalist Christian has trotted up to the microphone in years past to declare that the weather is the vehicle of God’s judgment regarding gay people and the societies that welcome or bash them.

Yesterday, the Washington DC City Council cast the second and final vote [...]

God’s Indifferent Judgment Descends Upon DC After Gay Marriage Vote

Pat Robertson says it. Stephen Bennett says it. John Hagee says it. James Evans and John Piper say it. Graham Dow says it. These and other fundamentalist Christians have declared the weather to be the vehicle of God’s judgment regarding gay people.

Today, the Washington DC City Council cast the first of two scheduled votes, [...]

Ragged Mountain Goes Through the Paces, Waiting for Flakes

Weather dispatch from above the 44th Parallel: Heading out on Sunday to the annual ski swap to buy my kids some dirt-cheap used ice skates, I took a look up Ragged Mountain:

The hill is groomed and they’ve got the snow makers at the ready just in case, but we’re still waiting for flakes [...]

God Punishes Sodomite Argentina with Sunshine and a High of 80

In the news: yesterday, two men were granted a legal marriage license in the city of Buenos Aires, Argentina.

The weather that day? High of 80 degrees Fahrenheit. Low of 64. And sunny.

All those fundamentalist preachers are getting their sermons ready, filled with messages about God using the weather as an instrument of judgment. [...]

Rainbow Over National Equality March (With Pictures)

Spotted over the National Equality March: a rainbow.

For those who believe that God sends weather in judgment, what kind of judgment does a rainbow on a warm and sunny day represent?

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